Exclusive new print available from Retro Roost

Hello! Retro Roost, a brand new online design fair launched this week. Retro Roost is bringing back old school crafting techniques but with a contemporary flare. There will only be 99 featured designers & makers showcased at any one time, and the site has a lovely curated, cohesive feel about it.

I have some of my prints and cards available to buy >>here<< and have also created a brand new A3 print, which is exclusive to Retro Roost. Called Chevron (Bark), there are only ten of these, and each one is printed, signed and numbered by my very own sausage fingers!

Hope you like it!

I will be offering other limited edition Chevron prints in some of my other online shops very soon – watch this space!

Gone Phishing

HAHA! Oh please! I'm a huge fan of phishing emails, so much effort goes into them, and they're always SO wide of the mark! Here's one from today…textbook.


Hello,
I write to confess what you are presently going through with my Boss. I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) on Local and Foreign Debt attached to the World Bank office in Washington, DC, USA. I resigned my official duty when I discovered the activities of my colleagues during a private investigation I carried out. I suspected some kind of foul play in their act which they would never inform me because they know I would never be a party to such as a Christian. 

I discovered that my Boss was conniving with some top officials of the World Bank to divert funds approved to settle Lottery winners, International contractors and Inheritance. The World Bank has already given approval for the payment of your fund while they are deliberately delaying your payment. They continue to issue one fee or the other from different quarters. I wonder why you haven't noticed all this while. I can assure you this will keep happening if you do not do away with those officers.

Well I just hope you believe me, because if you don't, your fund is gone. Your fund is currently authorized to be paid to you from a financial consultant in the UK or US, approved by the World Bank with a Key Tested Reference/CLAIMS CODE Number, which was supposed to have been issued to you, but they have decided to divert your attention by telling you that they have something to do with one committee or the other especially here in UK or Africa and making you believe that the fund will be transferred into your account - FALSE! 

The reason why I am giving you this information is because of the fact that I was aware of it and my doctrine does not permit me to withhold such information. The only help you can get from me now, is the actual link to your payment, please do not give this information to my boss as it may lead to them influencing a total blockage to your payment, so you have to be very careful with this information. 

Upon your response to this message, I shall give you all you need to contact the affiliate Payment Office in UK or US.

Yours truly,
Ms. Tracy Sanson

Ooops!

*tap tap*

Is this thing still on?